2011 Dharmaisms

It's almost the end of 2011 so I thought I would share a few Dharmaisms from the past year:

Dharma: Mommy, I need to talk to you.
Me: What about?
Dharma: Apples don't fly
Me: Really?
Dharma: Unless you throw them at someone.

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To Guinness (our fosterdog) after he took her apple: “You is being very mean to people and me is people.”

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“I sure do like these little dogs, mommy” – while standing in between two adult Dobermans.

 Dharma with Hailey and Yaeger

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When Dharma said "When me grow up, me going to be a foster..." I though it was so sweet she wanted to continue to foster dogs after she was grown. Then she said "...and me going to live in a foster home and get a new family and me will be so happy!"

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Me: Dharma if you stomp your foot on the floor at me again you'll go to time out...what are you doing?

(She was kicking her foot against her other leg)

Dharma: I'm stomping my foot on my leg.

Me: What? Why?

Dharma: It's not on the floor.

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“Mom, I want to say something about my peehole”

“What’s that?”

“It’s my best peehole ever and I love it.”