Pink Flowers

A few minutes ago, Dharma came up to me and we had this conversation:

Dharma: "Mom, can I see your underpants?"

Me: "Why?"

Dharma: "Because I want to see if they are cooler than mine."

Me: "Are yours too hot?"

Dharma: "No, they are too cool.  They have pink flowers." At this point she lifted up her shirt and stuck her hip out at me.

Me: "Oh.  Mine don't have pink flowers.  I must not be cool."

Dharma: "If your butt was more little you could use mine."

Me: "Thanks, Dharma.  I appreciate that."

The kid always knows what to say.