Monday, November 30, 2015

Milker

Dharmas conversation went something like this:

"Sometimes, the baby cow hits the mommy cow in the milker. Like when the milk isn't coming out fast enough."

Pause as Mackenzie and I absorb the information.

"Because sometimes you just have to be hit in the milker."

So Mackenzie asks, "What's the human equivalent of a cow milker?" As if we didn't already know the answer.

Next thing i know Dharma is pulling the neck of her shirt down and has to be stopped.

The Milker? What on earth?