2012 Dharmaisms

"A reindeer with a lighted nose? That's so stupid. How do you think I can believe that crap?"

"He remembers me!"  (said when Santa winked at her when he arrived at the Commons in Geneva).

"Don't get the fungus on me!"  (said to Kenzie when she put her foot on Dharma).

"Mom, if a dinosaur snaps you up, I'll get snapped up with you, that's how much I love you."

"How much longer is this going to take?"  (to the dentist after she'd been in the chair for all of 5 seconds).

"Mom...Mom...I don't want that lady standing near me. Mom? Make her go away from me I don't like her!"
(about some random lady in line behind us at the store).

"It's Kenzie's fault.  She left the lip gloss in my room."

Dharma:   Mom, this is how I hold my sword before I hit a bad guy with it.
Me:  Dharma, that's not a sword. Its a golf club shaped like a carrot.
Dharma:  Wanna bet?

"Mom, I don't want you to explode because I love you."

"Feel better, Bonnie
I hope your toe doesn't hurt
Feel better, Bonnie
And you better not get blood on any of my things like my toys or Boo-Boo."
(sang to one of our fosterdogs when I cut her nail too short and got the quick).

A Cookie For Dad

Mackenzie, Dharma, Rob and I decorated cookies tonight.

Dharma said she made a cookie especially for DAD!  

It's a baby.  

Who peed in his pants.

Isn't she sweet?

Say Cheese

Been trying to get some last minute pictures for the photo album these last couple weeks.  

I have managed to get a full page of outtakes.

"Dharma, smile please."

"Dharma.  Come on.  Open your eyes and smile right, please."

Sigh.  "Okay.  Sit over here and just look at me and smile."

"Really, Dharma?  You can't just look at me and smile?  Correctly?"

Guess not.

I did manage to get some really great pictures this day.  I also got some really great pictures to pull out when she goes to prom or gets married.

The Christmas List

Last year Dharma wanted a real baby gorilla riding a rocking horse with a bottle of milk if you remember.  This year Dharma's list has changed a little. 

We went to see the Santa by the riverwalk in Saint Charles.  Of course he asked Dharma what she wanted for Christmas.  This year Dharma would like a bow and arrow, a tiger and a real gun. 

Santa gave her a high five.  He must remember her.

Erect-O-Saurus

Dharma got a new little dinosaur toy today.  She's naming him "Get It Up Dinosaur."  Super duper!