Miss Barbara

Me: Dharma, what'd you do in school today?
Dharma: I don't remember.
Me: Did you play?
Dharma: I think so.
Me: What'd you play with?
Dharma: I don't remember.
Me: Dharma?
Dharma: Yes?
Me: What color shirt did your teacher have on today?
Dharma: Green.  And it was beautiful, mom.  I love Miss Barbara.  She has the best shirts.  They are so pretty.  I wish she would let me wear some of her pretty shirts, mom.  Miss Barbara is my favoritest teacher ever mom!


Obviously, Dharma does not go to school for the socialization with the other children.  It's ALL about Miss Barbara.