2011 Dharmaisms

It's almost the end of 2011 so I thought I would share a few Dharmaisms from the past year:

Dharma: Mommy, I need to talk to you.
Me: What about?
Dharma: Apples don't fly
Me: Really?
Dharma: Unless you throw them at someone.

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To Guinness (our fosterdog) after he took her apple: “You is being very mean to people and me is people.”

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“I sure do like these little dogs, mommy” – while standing in between two adult Dobermans.

 Dharma with Hailey and Yaeger

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When Dharma said "When me grow up, me going to be a foster..." I though it was so sweet she wanted to continue to foster dogs after she was grown. Then she said "...and me going to live in a foster home and get a new family and me will be so happy!"

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Me: Dharma if you stomp your foot on the floor at me again you'll go to time out...what are you doing?

(She was kicking her foot against her other leg)

Dharma: I'm stomping my foot on my leg.

Me: What? Why?

Dharma: It's not on the floor.

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“Mom, I want to say something about my peehole”

“What’s that?”

“It’s my best peehole ever and I love it.”

Numbers and Heads

Dharma drew me a picture today with one of those scratch paper things.  The thing with the black coating and you scratch that away and there are colors underneath.  When she was done I asked her what the picture was.

"Look, Mom.  What do you see?" she asked.

"Oh, um...well...numbers?"  She has been very interested in numbers lately.

"Yes!  They are numbers.  And heads.  Lots of heads, mom."

Why am I not surprised?